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Some common tips for learning Icelandic include:

  • Maintain a blood alcohol content of at least 0.05.
  • Make sure to keep sufficient marbles in your mouth when speaking.
  • Memorize common greetings like „Talarðu ensku?“ and „Afsakið, ég er frá Bandaríkjunum.“
  • Be born in Iceland.

Posted on Mar 08, 2012 Tagged:
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